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video/action 
well that's weirdTalking tiger meets talking tree.
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action mortal arrogance"Lost in the hedge, are we? How unfortunate."
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video something fishy"She's a bit obsessed with teeth." "She can only have them the same way everyone else gets them when they get too grabby."
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action 
good choice, bad choiceDumb tiger is a hobo, Trahearne tries to convince him not to do that.
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video 
and I've been putting out fire... with gasoline!Tannu makes his proper debut on the network, by mocking half the populace.
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video terms and conditions"Also, and this is important, do you accept squirrel blood."
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video curses left and right"If you're polite to a fae, they're polite to ye."
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video frosty gal"Have you tried ripping them off? Might work."
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video the nearest tavern is on that one street by the thing"Not to worry, there's another one just south of wherever."
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video why do you want to talk to faeries?Some of them are mean.
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video/action the most badass cat I'll ever meet, hm?You're certainly the most colorful.
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video swords. what's the point of 'em with teeth?Unless you mean a different kind of sword fight...
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action do you mind helping a girl out?That depends on the type of help you want, doesn't it?
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action singles night in multiple threadsTannusen chats up Ted, puts Ni in a hard situation, and yells something from across the room at Trahearne... who he dragged to the event and ditched.
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video the moon greets the rising sunTannu wishes a total stranger a happy birthday and implies he hangs out with his dad.
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video/action for hire: mercenaryGetting hired: Deadpool as an Event Manager at VL.
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action horticultural therapyTannusen oh-so-kindly suggests Trahearne get therapy.
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text asking for a friendTannusen takes a very casual swipe at Grell's running platform for Everglade.
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video it's not really a secret"Going to tell me your name this time, Legolas?" "Not if you keep flirting like that."
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video there may be a uniformSome guy's looking for a gig. Very brief chat.
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video something less fishyTannusen wonders of Oswald is a sluagh.
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action I mean, unless you want me to skin you?"But I usually at least buy a guy dinner and flowers first..."
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text shh, it's a test#BarkinGuardians #CatsAreBetter #HelloButtSniffer
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action no, actually, do mind the tigerTiger-form Tannusen harasses Sonico in Trahearne's shop.
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action too many war wounds and not enough warsTannusen is "displeased with shit", Trahearne is suddenly missing a couch-surfer. He goes looking.
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video regretting those life choicesTannu's invited to see Cassian's new house.
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action who asked youTannusen drops in on Cassian after the guy's had a bad day. He tries very hard not to make it worse. Probably fails.
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action ringing in the new year"Why can't ye just sit inside and watch the telly like everyone else at this hour?"
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action it ain't my faultFlirting between monsters, round 2. Ding!
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video/action tiger vs tunaTannusen meets and hires Kani.
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action tell me what’s the difference, don’t they all just look the same inside?OPEN VELVET LUST POST. Tannusen meets Abel, Szelhamos, Reinhardt, Sebastian, and Koishi.
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video what the hell do you want with dragon balls?Tannusen asks the important questions.
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video/action what the fuck is this conversation evenCassian invites Tannusen over again. Things get real weird, real fast.
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video so, in summaryShiemi asks what happened in the election.
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action a pooka is a pookaTannusen goes against his better judgement and tries to talk to a sadSonico. This time with human vocal chords.
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text finding talent is a real pain sometimesTannusen snoops around one of the Guardians' business.
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action/audio terrible things happen to good people every dayMultiple threads involving the Quiet Minds event and its aftermath.
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action counting bodies like sheep, to the rhythm of the war drumsTannusen goes back to Trahearne's apartment after everyone's cured.
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action forward dated to after the water event because something something somethingCassian tracks Tannusen down to talk about what happened in the Quiet Minds event.
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action ain't into metal, just leather and lace and the taste of oxidationOPEN VELVET LUST POST. Telsen gets a job, Bracken meets a tiger.
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text sorry Sonico"Still, I can't imagine you were that bad."
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video/action little cats, big droids, and big catsTannusen meets K-2S0.
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action just one danceKani tries Tannusen, and loses.
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video talkin' shit with Wade"They should record you for another hologram at the Bay."
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video so... who signed you up for the mystery date?Namur is displeased with the date auction.
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action motorized mayhemTannusen invites Trahearne to meet Jethro, who is a motorcycle.
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action a minute of your time, at mostTannusen apologizes to a fleeing Ted.
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action burying the voices of my conscience hitting groundTannu in the park, trying to figure out something creative he can do to bolster his permament Glamour... and failing.
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action the less we know, the better we feelCassian meets Jethro!
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action date auctionTannu banters with Trahearne, and is amused at someone's crappy description of the absent Cassian.
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video new people and you!Jarlaxle's return to the city.
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audio not a single goddamn questionTannu trolling Cass on the network again. Why does this guy like him, again?
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action a nightmare by any other name...Tannusen wakes up a Trahearne who's having horrible nightmares at night.
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action so I guess I’ll just believe it that tomorrow never knowsTannu invites Cass to see the new apartment.
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text/action questions of moralityA philosophical talk with Amalu on a topic Tannu's given a lot of thought to over the years.
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action a near missTannu does not meet Kimmuriel.
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action here we go again, we're sick like animals we play pretendTannusen is a nice kitty. (Or, you know, a massive jerk. Because cat.) Genjo Sanzo is thrilled.
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action nagging ravenTannu hasn't been playing with Ni as much lately and the evil priest is displeased. Threatening banter ensues.
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action why don't you watch where you're stumbling?Cassian is attacked by Ni in Velvet Lust. It lasts for about three seconds.
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audio we didn't start the fireDeadpool gets advice from Tannusen about dumpster fires. Really good advice. Mostly to apply more fire.
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text 🍠 POTATO WARS 01The start of a legend.
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video/action bunnies in the skyBracken wants to show Tannusen a trick. And drawings!
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action and if I told you everything, would you call me crazy?OPEN VELVET LUST POST. Cass falls off a barstool, Szel and Tannu soulsmash, Wade fuzzles the tiger, Kani gives Tannu a present...
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text Everglade is always such a fun topic innit"As someone else said it's just more dangerous. That can be a fun thing, though."
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action exploring EvergladeTannu has a brief chat with a ghost in Everglade.
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video culinary expertiseTannu doesn't have much of one at this point.
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text/action 🍠 POTATO WARS 02: second verse, same as the firstAre you ready for a sequel? Cassian lovs the cronch.
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text what is justice?"It's a question that will get you a ton of edgelord responses, I'm sure."
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video 🍠 POTATO WARS 03: that damn catOoh! Cat! I know that word!
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action nightmares that drive you across multiple cities...Tannusen has a bad enough nightmare about Cass that he flees to his subarchway to make sure he's okay.
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action being crazy didn't stop for convenienceA few days after Tannusen and Trahearne move in with Cassian.
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text Kay references the potato wars for his woesThis is vengeance for the ravioli and potato posts, is it not?
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video holy shitTannusen hits on Jasper from Steven Universe. Cuz, damn, girl.
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video/audio/action Jasper get off the networkJasper takes to the network to hunt Tannusen down out of sheer rage. Be still, his beating heart.
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video who let the faerie have video editing software? shitTannusen makes this shitpost, Everglade edition.
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text is this a giant bear bear or a giant bear bearI don't have any advice for that type of bear.
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video detective Kani is on the case"...Chief, you in Cassy's house?"
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text woke up with a surpriseThe start of the posts about the pokemon eggs. "Is this is how storks and babies work for humans?"
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video what are your thoughts on bananas?No, really. It will be important someday.
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video Bracken does not like pants"They feel like a cage for the fun parts."
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action carryin' on about an eggTannu smooches Cass' cheek on the network, then banters with him in person about the eggs they woke up with.
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action no really, I didn't do it! this time!There's a seal in the sink and Cassian is displeased.
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audio/video a legendary pokemon in hell"I think your china might just be doomed."
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action first thing's first, I'mma say all the words inside my headTannusen's out in public in his other form.
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voice grandma get off the internet"You have to use your imagination. Or... a sharpie."
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video so do I get them a big hamster wheel, or what?Tannusen's pokemon are tussling and he's not sure what is up with them because they're rodents.
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audio here we go againSzel's looking for something to keep his pokemon from chewing up the help because it's annoying.
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action best place ever, he loves it, two thumbs upJarlaxle visits Velvet Lust.
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video lovelier by the momentCassian is all chipper and friendly on the network for some reason. *eyebrow waggle*
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text ree-roo, ree-rooTannu trolls the shit out of Icy while she's anonymously trying to be ominous.
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text love is embarassing"Also grats on the anniversary we're ignoring."
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text anonymous textTannusen anonymously asks about Heaven, for... reasons.
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action I feel the adrenaline moving through my veinsEspionage, Tannusen-style. Tannusen needs to steal a very important book from Szel's library. So. So that's a thing.
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action a Faerie knew perfectly well a book didn't have to be a bookTannusen wakes Lil up and starts the process of learning how to kill Cassian to free him from Hastur.
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video/action enemy of mine, I'll fuck you like the devilTannu cheekily asks the network about braile, and far less cheekily lets Dorian figure out who he's researching Heaven for.
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text bb all you stole was mah heartWade's noticed the shift in Tannusen's mood.
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action sweet and saltyTannu's brief time inside the carnival; poking at K-2S0.
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video/action you know I give my love a f-f-four letter na-na-nameTannusen accidentally sends a public broadcast on the network asking Cassian to come get him after an incident.
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action if you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heartTannu and Szel have a chat inside Tannusen's sleeping mind after the drugs wear off.
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action we realize happy endings are not for everyone, they're not for usOPEN VELVET LUST POST. Grievous gets kicked out, Dorian hands over his research, and Garrus falls off a barstool.
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action I move the stars for no one!What starts as a funny trolling video of Cass ends in a private cute moment where Tannu sings to him.
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text accepting nominationsTannu makes a few nominations and mostly banters with others in the comments.
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action giant seafood attackThere's a huge crab attacking Velvet Lust and Tannusen is not pleased.
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video one serious answer and one notTannu imagines everyone in lacy underthings. Especially Guardians.
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audio help Bade Bilson with a math question"Depends, are we talking single ply scratchy rest-stop stuff, or the nice shit with the creepy bears as mascots?"
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video you look like a grumpy one"Darlin' I always have fun. What else is the point?"
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video Spock's arrivalTannusen does the newbie help shuffle, a little bit.
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action is it you, fancy pants?Tannu meets Ratchet and almost maims him before drugging him up instead. Whoops.
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video so many newbies in one dayCamael's arrival. "I mean it. One dumb meow and I'm hanging up, immediately."
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video/text/audio I memorize the words to the porno movies, this is a new religion to meTannusen makes the PSA that his recent poisoning was consenting and please stop being heroes, heroes.
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video/text/action there's only two types of people in the world...Tannusen makes an open recruitment video for Velvet Lust. Hires Camael, Cassian Andor, and Sonico.
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text anonymous hypotheticalsTannu discusses totally hypothetical zombies with an anon on the network.
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video always such a charmer!Trolling
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action I'm a ghost, you're an angel... one and the same, just remains of an age...OPEN VELVET LUST POST. Cad hangs out, Sonico performs, and Peter/Rocket/Garrus have a meeting.
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text what a good picture of his grumpy faceTannu mocks Cassian Andor with Emerald.
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action with my feet upon the groundHastur!Cass almost eats a snooping Garrus, and Tannusen murders Cassian to break his curse.
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action if love's a fight then I shall die, with my heart on a triggerTannusen stumbles around the hospital six hours after Cassian's death, and eventually finds the priest alive and recovering.
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text but the blood on my hands scares me to death, maybe I’m waking up todayTannu sends private texts out to his employees, Dorian, and Szelhamos.
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action I was hung from a tree made of tongues of the weak...OPEN VELVET LUST POST. Flug gets hired, Grell stops in for tea, Lil is too cute, Cam gets outed, Pagan needs a tailor.
